here's a good one...

Broker has American customers living in England (husband works for bank). They are looking for house to rent in Hamptons. Broker finds them the perfect house...negotiations start. Landlord asks broker who the customer is, what they do, etc...
Broker tells him, as is his obligation. Landlord then calls bank's NYC office, asks for his prespective tenant's number in England. Once armed with this he calls said prespective tenant and says he wants to negotiate the deal directly, that it will be better off for both of them....they can get rid of broker and thus the commission...thereby making rental cheaper for tenant.
Tenant then tells Landord to go fuck off!!!!!!
UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!

The Plot Thickens

This Vid is even more fun as it highlights the attorney for the defense in a warm and fuzzy light.

They are beginning to arrest people

Ding Dong the witch is dead!

I feel tired...very tired....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/jun/09/housingmarket.houseprices

More good news.

this is interesting....

http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/105253/Signs-of-Softness-Appear-in-Manhattan-Real-Estate

younger, richer, ruder....

Dude pulls his Aston Martin, Ferrari or whatever a-holes like him drive these days in to a no parking zone on Newtown Lane. The TCO approaches him and says he can't park there. Dude leaves his car and responds "I'll take the ticket". This is from the TCO who ticketed him every hour for the next 5 hours. Still, it's probably less expensive than a Manhattan parking garage....

JFC, where did all of this Euro-trash come from?!?!
It's like a plane just landed at EH airport and out came the tackiest people you can imagine.
Do these people think they're at the Riviera or something? I've never seen so many people dress up like they're going clubbing just to stroll around Main Street, or go to the beach!!!!
We need our Hamptons back!!!! And it's only June! Arrrggg!

someone found us on the web!

just found this....looks like we're being found on the world wide web

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/localguide/outeast/blog/

Hamptons meets New York City? Apparently so, with the opening of a new boutique residential property called “Georgica.” Yes, this building on the Upper East Side, which is touted to feel “expansive, open, and airy,” is named after the Hamptons' one-and-only Georgica Pond. (Still, the Broker Breakdown blog asks, "Maybe 'The Main Beach' or 'The Two Mile Swallow' is next?) Though the building's residents may have to draw upon their imagination to take in that Hampton’s sea breeze, they might not feel too cramped as the building — developed by the Ascend Group — has only two to four units spanning more than 1,000 square feet per floor. Another Hampton similarity is the price tag: Units are going from about $1,750,000 to more than $4 million.
-Lisa Doll-Bruno
Posted by Valerie Kellogg on May 19, 2008 5:13 PM Permalink Comments (0)

What's wrong here?

this is a rental in our database....looks like fireplace works...

Downsizing to say the least

Word is that CG is not renewing at 51 Main St. EH (old AMS office) and the agents there are being asked to work "virtually" out of their homes, cars and bars...with a few exceptions I'm sure. It will be a tighter space at 20 Main St. than it already is. Look for a few hat in hands calling on BHS?

recent gossip

bonnie a, jeannete g, and barbara b have left the company with the most DWIs and have gone to PRU....