Romantic Getaway

You will love this Romantic Cabin Getaway. Swing on your love seat built for two. Price. $1,299,999.
Will not last......

Mountain Lion roaming around Southold.

Mountain Lion roaming Southold. Article says it was spotted in Quogue at one time

http://www2.timesreview.com/ST/Stories/T102308_mountain_lion_jal

So, for our Corcoran friends that are out there reading this (yes, we know you are, don't deny it), is the rumor that Realogy was offering up shares of the company to Corcoran brokers true? Word is Realogy is SO in trouble that they were begging the Corcoran brokers to buy into the company. Wonder if they were asking the Harrah's employees the same thing???

strange Star article and email

Me thinks local builder doth protest too much.....
and where in the name of God did he get the "75 Million dollar distress fund"???? i know a lot of people that could use that to help pay their mortgages!!!

Cute 1 Bedroom

Cute & convenient one (1) bedroom includes extras, such as.......... people sleeping in the bed!

So here's a response from a long looking (many years now) customer to his broker who asked for some feedback about two houses that he showed him...
"The house in ******** is too vertical for me with my weak ankles and we also thought the property was too long and thin. We can't buy the house on ******* because it is a flag lot. I've always told you we don't like flag lots -- too many neighbors to deal with and somewhat claustrophic in feeling ...."
WEAK ANKLES?!?! now that's a first!

Oh realllly.....!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27648884

The 3 Billion Club (oops, not 30 but still!)

A certain broker who shall remain anonymous (but let's just call her "Snippy" for fun) was at a local watering hole alone recently(as is her habit) and struck up a conversation with another broker (let's call him Skippy):
"Guess what?" began Snippy. "I'm in the 3 billion dollar club at my agency."
Skippy raised his eyebrows. "You mean million, right?" he asked.
"No, BILLION," snipped Snippy.
Skippy did the math quickly and realized this was impossible, especially for someone like Snippy who had only been selling real estate for 2 years or so. She would have had to sell like 1000 Three Million houses, or 100 Thirty Million houses. Either way, he knew it was bullshit, but felt sorry for Snippy alone at the bar, attempting to flirt with outrageous lies.
"Well, congratulations!" said Skippy. He's a gentleman.